Nothing New

After having dug to a depth of 10 yards last year, New York scientists found traces of copper wire dating back 100 years and came to the conclusion that their ancestors already had a telephone network more than 100 years ago.
Not to be outdone by the New Yorkers, in the weeks that followed, California scientists dug to a depth of 20 yards, and shortly after, headlines in the LA Times newspaper read: 'California archaeologists have found traces of 200 year old copper wire and have concluded that their ancestors already had an advanced high-tech communications network a hundred years earlier than the New Yorkers.'
One week later, " Manawa Advocate," a Wisconsin weekly reported the following: 'After digging as deep as 30 yards near Big Falls, WI, Ole Johnson, a self-taught archaeologist, reported that he found absolutely nothing.  Ole has therefore concluded that 300 years ago, Wisconsin had already gone wireless.

Sent by Gayla Vick from Medford, Oregon.